for nowadays,whenever i take tommy for a walk,he reminds me of dog(seriously),he walks with his cute little tongue out(panting furiously..as if hes janam janam se pyaasa..i remember facial expression of guru dutt in pyaasa!!!)..LOLL...
tommy's like to have chicken noodles very much...tommy can give any chinese or japanese a complex,by eating noodles without mandatory chopstick,fork or spoon..
(jaggu eats noodles with fork..shame,shame jaagu..use your hands...)
his fav dishes are:
chicken chow chow,bow bow soup(got confused???..its milk with animal multi-vitamin feed supplements,remember,he was very weak when he came,with bruised fur coats,Dr.uncle Rx-ed it )
tommy always have wonderful noon siesta during hot coastal afternoon...
his fav pastime is barking at docile cows,they donot mind him till get their quota of food...when they finish the food they leave as usual,..leaving poor tommy barking at the wall...
he has only 2 enemies in his life one is cow and crow(incidentally both and ends with same letter,wah wah,jaggu,u have become better poet than gulzar uncle!!!)
he will never let both of them anywhere near his brkfast-lunch-dinner plate...he will guard as if there is kohinoor diamond in it...
On valentine day,being a saturday this year,was no different than other saturdays,with only difference was there was no electricity,we had no other work to do,since,power cuts are blessing in disguise for most indian,so that they mend their not so routine chores...
tommy and jaggu played all day long,since jaggu and tommy were jobless(like George bush now,without his presidency) tat day,..tommy can fetch anything,provided it smells very bad...(no no,not socks is available here)..so its his bruised play ball,grasshoppers and ants..and other species from insect kingdom..
tommy loves to eat garbage and all kinds of edible and non edible rubbish...(bolte hain na...kutte ko sone[golden] ka bed dedo to,phir bhi,woh toh gobar main hi soye ga...like tat...he doesnt like fresh home made food.. instead..he likes to eat rotten fish and the like...being dogs are basically scavengers by nature [unke genes main hai bhai,kuch nahi kar sakte],taking food bits where they can find them,one can expect the same,since he is no different from his ancestors(wolves!!...arre bhai,not(bullish or bearish)wave ones..but from animal kingdom).
attack of clones:
one day,tommy came running from outside..i saw something was wrong with him...on close evidence gathering..i saw wild seeds from bush nearby on all over his body...and was asking me to take them away..by sleeping down.... i felt to laugh seeing the stupidity...
now he does go same place every mrng...for his quota of rotten fish heads....yes fish heads...tats wat motivates him to go there...
dogs love to eat rocks.my tommy is no different from other playmates(na na,not hugh hefner ones) ;),may be he eats rock due to mineral deficiency,since price of gold and silver are touching all time highs.. :(
so now,tommy is our homely vacuum cleaner, grabbing and swallowing anything and everything off the ground,good boy tommy,but next mrng,jaggu has to take all tat garbage tommy swallowed,yucks,man,grow up tommy dear..
since dogs and puppies use body language to communicate,i felt necessary to know wat he wants???..so i again googled the net to find out articles on pups and dogs..found some thing useful towards the end..
else i have to talk with tommy like Kamal Hassan and Rati Agnihotri did in Ek duje ke liye...
jaggu sings
ham bane tum bane ek duje ke liye
us ko qasam lage, jo bichhad ke ik pal bhi jiye
tommy says:
"I don't know what you say"
jaggu:
tum ho buddhu jaan lo
"you are handsome" maan lo
sab baaton ko chhod ke, aankhon ko pahachaan lo
aankhon ne aankhon se vaade yahi kiye
us ko qasam lage..
tommy:
"I don't know what you say"
"I don't know what you say"
" but I want to dance and play "
" but I want to dance and play "
"I want to play the game of love "
" I want you in the name of love "
jaggu:
"Hey! Come here "
tommy:
"Not here there up in the sky "
"Come with me I want to fly "
"Don't stop let the whole world know "
" Come fast "
"Don't be slow "
"Life is fire love is snow "
jaggu:
ishq par zor nahin ghaalib ne kaha hai isi liye
us ko qasam lage ...
tommy:
"I don't know what you say "
jaggu:
"We are made for each other "samajhe....
lyrics coutesy:
lyricsmasti.com
after going all thru literature on the net i came to following conclusions and assumptions:
so i learnt the following with special inputs [from uma :)]
barking = bullish
growling = bearish
whining = extremely bearish
tail wagging = extermly bullish
face lick = extremely bullish
jaggu pant bite = extremely bearish
vaccum cleaning(licking the floor)= get ready to go long.
making doodie(poop) = go short on entire mkt
yawning = flat closing
grinning = short covering bounce likely
under the table or sofa = mkt crash likely ahead.
yapping = mkt rally ahead
...more will be added as when stupid jaggu discovers them.
tommy's like to have chicken noodles very much...tommy can give any chinese or japanese a complex,by eating noodles without mandatory chopstick,fork or spoon..
(jaggu eats noodles with fork..shame,shame jaagu..use your hands...)
his fav dishes are:
chicken chow chow,bow bow soup(got confused???..its milk with animal multi-vitamin feed supplements,remember,he was very weak when he came,with bruised fur coats,Dr.uncle Rx-ed it )
tommy always have wonderful noon siesta during hot coastal afternoon...
his fav pastime is barking at docile cows,they donot mind him till get their quota of food...when they finish the food they leave as usual,..leaving poor tommy barking at the wall...
he has only 2 enemies in his life one is cow and crow(incidentally both and ends with same letter,wah wah,jaggu,u have become better poet than gulzar uncle!!!)
he will never let both of them anywhere near his brkfast-lunch-dinner plate...he will guard as if there is kohinoor diamond in it...
On valentine day,being a saturday this year,was no different than other saturdays,with only difference was there was no electricity,we had no other work to do,since,power cuts are blessing in disguise for most indian,so that they mend their not so routine chores...
tommy and jaggu played all day long,since jaggu and tommy were jobless(like George bush now,without his presidency) tat day,..tommy can fetch anything,provided it smells very bad...(no no,not socks is available here)..so its his bruised play ball,grasshoppers and ants..and other species from insect kingdom..
tommy loves to eat garbage and all kinds of edible and non edible rubbish...(bolte hain na...kutte ko sone[golden] ka bed dedo to,phir bhi,woh toh gobar main hi soye ga...like tat...he doesnt like fresh home made food.. instead..he likes to eat rotten fish and the like...being dogs are basically scavengers by nature [unke genes main hai bhai,kuch nahi kar sakte],taking food bits where they can find them,one can expect the same,since he is no different from his ancestors(wolves!!...arre bhai,not(bullish or bearish)wave ones..but from animal kingdom).
attack of clones:
one day,tommy came running from outside..i saw something was wrong with him...on close evidence gathering..i saw wild seeds from bush nearby on all over his body...and was asking me to take them away..by sleeping down.... i felt to laugh seeing the stupidity...
now he does go same place every mrng...for his quota of rotten fish heads....yes fish heads...tats wat motivates him to go there...
dogs love to eat rocks.my tommy is no different from other playmates(na na,not hugh hefner ones) ;),may be he eats rock due to mineral deficiency,since price of gold and silver are touching all time highs.. :(
so now,tommy is our homely vacuum cleaner, grabbing and swallowing anything and everything off the ground,good boy tommy,but next mrng,jaggu has to take all tat garbage tommy swallowed,yucks,man,grow up tommy dear..
since dogs and puppies use body language to communicate,i felt necessary to know wat he wants???..so i again googled the net to find out articles on pups and dogs..found some thing useful towards the end..
else i have to talk with tommy like Kamal Hassan and Rati Agnihotri did in Ek duje ke liye...
jaggu sings
ham bane tum bane ek duje ke liye
us ko qasam lage, jo bichhad ke ik pal bhi jiye
tommy says:
"I don't know what you say"
jaggu:
tum ho buddhu jaan lo
"you are handsome" maan lo
sab baaton ko chhod ke, aankhon ko pahachaan lo
aankhon ne aankhon se vaade yahi kiye
us ko qasam lage..
tommy:
"I don't know what you say"
"I don't know what you say"
" but I want to dance and play "
" but I want to dance and play "
"I want to play the game of love "
" I want you in the name of love "
jaggu:
"Hey! Come here "
tommy:
"Not here there up in the sky "
"Come with me I want to fly "
"Don't stop let the whole world know "
" Come fast "
"Don't be slow "
"Life is fire love is snow "
jaggu:
ishq par zor nahin ghaalib ne kaha hai isi liye
us ko qasam lage ...
tommy:
"I don't know what you say "
jaggu:
"We are made for each other "samajhe....
lyrics coutesy:
lyricsmasti.com
after going all thru literature on the net i came to following conclusions and assumptions:
so i learnt the following with special inputs [from uma :)]
barking = bullish
growling = bearish
whining = extremely bearish
tail wagging = extermly bullish
face lick = extremely bullish
jaggu pant bite = extremely bearish
vaccum cleaning(licking the floor)= get ready to go long.
making doodie(poop) = go short on entire mkt
yawning = flat closing
grinning = short covering bounce likely
under the table or sofa = mkt crash likely ahead.
yapping = mkt rally ahead
...more will be added as when stupid jaggu discovers them.
14 comments:
Almost running out of words to say how touching your love for this silly smelly Tommy is lol. And how well you're enjoying each other. Maybe I should get a pet too...but my mum will freak
Tommy,
Tum to bade ustaad nikle, Jaggu trader ko poet bana diya. Lage raho tommybhai, lage raho. Wo din door nahin jab tumhare kaaran jaggu ki poetry poor duniya mein chha jayegi :)
Arre tommy,
poor ko poori padhna, kya karoon - kutta hoon na, i kha gaya :)
uma,
i dont know wat ur mum will say abt pet..but shes always right,we had bought 2 month old 2 (male and female)alsation pups from a family friend...they where horrible to control..
we had to return back them after just 3days...i had no food,sleep and forget abt mkt,i lost 5kgs in 3 days,by running after them and control them...
have one when u r ready to suffer,but tommy is sweetest,no trouble till now...
taamibhai,
thank u,koi baat nahi,kuch bhi khana hamara adhikaar hai,
yeah will make better man of jaggu soon
paw impression,
tommy
lol...
"kya karoon - kutta hoon na, i kha gaya :)"
"kuch bhi khana hamara adhikar hai..."
heehee!! that was too sweet!!
Yep I can relate that not all dogs are good tempered. Man, that dog which my sister got was a nightmare honestly! I had taken on the work of walking the dog and it used to give me a horrible time....growling aggressively at all street dogs (me in the middle of the dog fight)...trying to break the leash and escape (succeeded twice from me, twice from my dad...who thought he was better at handling it rofl), growling at me in a threatening way, grabbing my mum's foot in its jaws (but let go without biting), but our bai was not so lucky...1" incision into our bai (housemaid's) hip...I am the one who took her to the doctor!!
The tale is endless...finally neighbours couldn't stand his barking and the lady downstairs said she would lock us up in our house if we let the dog make this much noise...and she did!!! (YEA SHE DID! SHE LOCKED US!)
Luckily my sister came back from work and made her free us. (that woman is one hella lunatic).
Finally I asked my sister, for Chrissakes! Give us all a break this dog is not for being domesticated...even watchman said the same thing since Day 1...he had seen me struggling with that dog daily, once the dog even tried to jump over the gate...and I have a back problem I would have lost balance. To cut a long story short...my sister was served an ultimatum by us that we could no longer continue to put our lives in danger for this pet which was hers anyways.
She stormed out of the house with some dog food and the dog...came back after a looooong drive without the dog.
For three days I was scared thinking the dog had come back. But now it's been many months and we are hopefully rid of it.
"Revenge of Bush"...too funny!
yes uma,everything depends on individual character of the dog,if its well trained its best person/dog to have,if badly treated,then all hell it will loose on us..
haaa haa...congrats on get rid of nuisance..haaa haa
yea genius, it was already an adult stray dog when she adopted...nobody knows its past much...
hee hee....each time I'm stressed I read your bloggy and the "Guru Dutt expression in pyaasa" part cracks me up!
thanx uma,
yeah dogs are very expressive in behaviour...i go (cracked)nuts to find wat tommy when he says something :D
yea! hehe they usually go overboard.
door se dekha to kutta ta
door se dekha to kutta ta
paas se dekha to tommy ta
hi jaggu anna,
tommy is chooooooooooooooooo cute the photo near the door is vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv cute
to reeta devidas
thanx dear,
u can meet tommy,when u come here in mangalore... :)
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