Season's Greetings Folks,Wish u and ur family Happy and Prosperous Year.With lots of Love from Jaggu & Tommy

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Valentines day update

for nowadays,whenever i take tommy for a walk,he reminds me of dog(seriously),he walks with his cute little tongue out(panting furiously..as if hes janam janam se pyaasa..i remember facial expression of guru dutt in pyaasa!!!)..LOLL...

tommy's like to have chicken noodles very much...tommy can give any chinese or japanese a complex,by eating noodles without mandatory chopstick,fork or spoon..
(jaggu eats noodles with fork..shame,shame jaagu..use your hands...)


his fav dishes are:
chicken chow chow,bow bow soup(got confused???..its milk with animal multi-vitamin feed supplements,remember,he was very weak when he came,with bruised fur coats,Dr.uncle Rx-ed it )

tommy always have wonderful noon siesta during hot coastal afternoon...

his fav pastime is barking at docile cows,they donot mind him till get their quota of food...when they finish the food they leave as usual,..leaving poor tommy barking at the wall...

he has only 2 enemies in his life one is cow and crow(incidentally both and ends with same letter,wah wah,jaggu,u have become better poet than gulzar uncle!!!)

he will never let both of them anywhere near his brkfast-lunch-dinner plate...he will guard as if there is kohinoor diamond in it...

On valentine day,being a saturday this year,was no different than other saturdays,with only difference was there was no electricity,we had no other work to do,since,power cuts are blessing in disguise for most indian,so that they mend their not so routine chores...

tommy and jaggu played all day long,since jaggu and tommy were jobless(like George bush now,without his presidency) tat day,..tommy can fetch anything,provided it smells very bad...(no no,not socks is available here)..so its his bruised play ball,grasshoppers and ants..and other species from insect kingdom..

tommy loves to eat garbage and all kinds of edible and non edible rubbish...(bolte hain na...kutte ko sone[golden] ka bed dedo to,phir bhi,woh toh gobar main hi soye ga...like tat...he doesnt like fresh home made food.. instead..he likes to eat rotten fish and the like...being dogs are basically scavengers by nature [unke genes main hai bhai,kuch nahi kar sakte],taking food bits where they can find them,one can expect the same,since he is no different from his ancestors(wolves!!...arre bhai,not(bullish or bearish)wave ones..but from animal kingdom).

attack of clones:
one day,tommy came running from outside..i saw something was wrong with him...on close evidence gathering..i saw wild seeds from bush nearby on all over his body...and was asking me to take them away..by sleeping down.... i felt to laugh seeing the stupidity...

now he does go same place every mrng...for his quota of rotten fish heads....yes fish heads...tats wat motivates him to go there...

dogs love to eat rocks.my tommy is no different from other playmates(na na,not hugh hefner ones) ;),may be he eats rock due to mineral deficiency,since price of gold and silver are touching all time highs.. :(
so now,tommy is our homely vacuum cleaner, grabbing and swallowing anything and everything off the ground,good boy tommy,but next mrng,jaggu has to take all tat garbage tommy swallowed,yucks,man,grow up tommy dear..

since dogs and puppies use body language to communicate,i felt necessary to know wat he wants???..so i again googled the net to find out articles on pups and dogs..found some thing useful towards the end..

else i have to talk with tommy like Kamal Hassan and Rati Agnihotri did in Ek duje ke liye...

jaggu sings
ham bane tum bane ek duje ke liye
us ko qasam lage, jo bichhad ke ik pal bhi jiye

tommy says:
"I don't know what you say"

jaggu:
tum ho buddhu jaan lo
"you are handsome" maan lo
sab baaton ko chhod ke, aankhon ko pahachaan lo
aankhon ne aankhon se vaade yahi kiye
us ko qasam lage..

tommy:
"I don't know what you say"
"I don't know what you say"
" but I want to dance and play "
" but I want to dance and play "
"I want to play the game of love "
" I want you in the name of love "

jaggu:
"Hey! Come here "

tommy:
"Not here there up in the sky "
"Come with me I want to fly "
"Don't stop let the whole world know "
" Come fast "
"Don't be slow "
"Life is fire love is snow "

jaggu:
ishq par zor nahin ghaalib ne kaha hai isi liye
us ko qasam lage ...

tommy:
"I don't know what you say "

jaggu:
"We are made for each other "samajhe....

lyrics coutesy:
lyricsmasti.com



after going all thru literature on the net i came to following conclusions and assumptions:

so i learnt the following with special inputs [from uma :)]
barking = bullish
growling = bearish
whining = extremely bearish
tail wagging = extermly bullish
face lick = extremely bullish
jaggu pant bite = extremely bearish
vaccum cleaning(licking the floor)= get ready to go long.
making doodie(poop) = go short on entire mkt
yawning = flat closing
grinning = short covering bounce likely
under the table or sofa = mkt crash likely ahead.
yapping = mkt rally ahead

...more will be added as when stupid jaggu discovers them.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Month End Diary continues

well,having a pup at home..is quite a responsibility (also they require lot of love and care),which comes with a guaranteed love and commitment of 12 years .....which is very scarce in this ghor kalyug.....which one cant expect from married alliance partner....

coming to topic:
They (dogs and puppies) are ultimate weapons of mass destruction (they r not discovered in Iraq,Iran or Afghanistan by USofA )(jaggu says experience karo jaano....uffffff..i surrender,my tommy dear)...

if one wants to torture or take the revenge (not ala-Rajnikant style) from their enemy..simply, they have to gift them a puppy...relax and enjoy fun...since puppy destructs every thing with ease...

well tommy is quite used to us now...nowadays he doesnt come to bite after seeing us(like we r his jalebis on a platter)...which he used to do alot before...


now he is sober and docile like gentleman...he loves being pampered with his brush just like young woman wud dream abt and aspire....


and he loves to walk ..till his young paws permits..then...tissshhhh...he will sit somewhere on the middle of the road and refuse to move....then i have to carry him home...LOL...
(below is photographic evidence which even pak cant deny!!!)

more updates on the way...

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Diary Continues....

well now its been a month with our family...
tommy is quite happy with us and doesnt want us to leave even if he's been kidnapped.

well i m now quite familiar with him,...some of his strength and weakness are

tommy goes after anyone who is wearing lungi(Mr.P.Chids,..Beware of Tommy dear) and nighty!!(meant indian nightrobe)..he just wants to pull them till he is bored..LOLL...

so my mom and dad have to go with stick in hands so tat he is mislead and doesnt come nearby...tommy is very fond of my mom than dad..

whenever,wherever he see my mom,he will be there in Quickest of time possible...
may be he will beat FBI & MI6 oneday in preventing and tracking a crime...
kudos tommy dear...jaggu dada has great expectations from u...

tommy begins his day with 'cup' of tea..yes,he wants bed tea in mrng at 7'o clk
(Info not meant for public at large:jaggu wakes at 8'o clk,shame on u jaggu)....

after around 10-11 he has mrng snack (bread or bun[pav in mumbai slang])...
(since he is very health conscious)...


then at 12-1 noon...he has lunch with rice and boiled egg as permament menu(he wants no leniency here!!)

then 3-4 pm,...he loves to munch maggi and chicken rolls..

then 9pm..its dinner time...he has only boiled eggs and rice as staple diet with lots of water thrown in..(sorry folks..Tommy is pure non-alcholic person)

after dinner,goes to sleep on his ultra comfortable bed till next mrng...

(Info not meant for public at large).....way to his heart:
tommy loves to eat all hard-sweet items(like fresh jalebi)(he doesnt like laddoos,he is hard core jalebi lover...my dad calls him "Jalebi"...LOL) and soft salty items like egg bulls eye with a sprinkle of salt on top,since he doesnt spicy items...(chilli-based items are avoid).