Jaggu's Sweet Heart

Calender 2012

2011-12-05T08:50:00.001+05:30

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Monsoon session update

2011-09-11T14:44:00.001+05:30

Tommy Tommy burning bright !!

Diwan meant only for Diwan-e-Khaas

For World peace.

last but not least, guess,...tommy says buri nazar wale tera muuh kala..

Summer & Pre-Monsoon Update

2011-04-21T10:20:00.000+05:30

Here is the Summer & Pre-monsoon Update from Tommy & Jaggu.

One Fine Sunny Morning,...grrr..Monday Morning Blues

Err..is it Tuesday Pink?!!

Attention, Ladies and Gentlemen,Here comes Tommy on Duty

Tommy on In-destructible "hands-on" Weapon

Waiting for intruders..especially punters(err..hunters) and bears.

Pre-summer Update

2011-02-27T11:57:00.000+05:30

How to eat chicken Tommy style

First be in the Good books of jaggu's granny... do lots of seva, then one will get lots of prasad!...so follow granny,wherever she goes..aila..VodaKaun style

wait patiently till granny cooks the chicken,..i know, u must asking why jaggu is circling kitchen as mongoose near snake..tats becoz jaggu doesnt get extra chicken during meals..whereas i get unlimited chicken servings...

after meals,take a walk,even if u r feeling drowsy becoz of heavy meals..

after walk,then take a good nap....

after catnap err nap..then repeat step 1..ask jaggu or granny for more chicken.

after wish is granted,then run for bed again ,as soon as possible...

since jaggu can occupy the entire bed,before i do...

Best at the Last,be a good tommy to jaggu!!sniff sniff!!

New year 2011 celebration

2011-01-02T16:19:00.000+05:30

After watching Ctv New year's eve star nite

New year has arrived folks!!

Morning After party

Navratri update

2010-10-24T15:54:00.000+05:30

No writeups just Pictures..as they say..picture is worth thousand words..

Post Monsoon & Shraavana (month) Update

2010-09-04T14:53:00.000+05:30

P.S: Sorry for poor Quality pics,since i gave my Digital camera as a offering to Rain god for giving good monsoon this year !!

Post-Summer and Pre-Monsoon Complete Update

2010-05-21T17:42:00.004+05:30

One-liners Courtesy:with Acknowledgment & Special thanks to R M Sharma

New Year 2010 and Pre-Summer Update

2010-03-21T10:49:00.000+05:30

Now Tommys Favourite thing to do is...check yourself...!!

December Year-End Special

2009-12-19T16:24:00.006+05:30

This Happens When there is Lot of Steak(err..i meant Stake) in the plate:

Contribute to Beautiful World,Adopt a Puppy,also save money.

October Holidays

2009-10-03T18:38:00.004+05:30

September-Festive season

2009-09-28T10:40:00.008+05:30

August down pour!

2009-08-25T09:00:00.009+05:30

now adays,tommy has learnt how to manipulate jaggu,and sleep under the cool breeze of ceiling fan in the house.

coming to the entry part to the house...he is like abhimanyu..who knows to come inside..doesnt know to go out...my tommy is no different..well he knows..all practical theories with permutations with unbreakable combinations to gain entry into the house...so i have to kick him out..well i meant the same u read so...pull him outside..i mean drag with chains,like elephant drag wood logs in the forest..(O hello dont go and complain to PETA or maneka aunty for tommy's sake)..

tommy has become indispensible part of the family,like chota parivar sukhi parivar...and definatley not like saas bahu soaps with their 100 member extended family!!..but nuclear family.. arre bhai,small is beautiful...and all sweet packages come in little box...isnt it..nowadays..there is little activity apart from eating sleeping and going to toilet due to heavy rainy season for past few days.

his favorite activities are
*Grrrrr....eeting people during morning walk(morning time)
*barking at the friendly crows(lunch time),
*teasing the docile cows(evening time),
*growling at the neighourhood stray dogs(after sunset),
*jumping and playing with frogs(night time).

finally when hes tired,he goes to sleep on his extra comfortable bed(grr.. jaggu gives me a gunny bag!!),like rest of sleep in our slumber beds..

Jaggu & Tommy's Typical Day

2009-06-26T09:27:00.011+05:30

Pre-Monsoon Update

2009-05-27T09:00:00.005+05:30

May day Update

2009-04-30T11:37:00.005+05:30

jaggu come & play with me

Long Load

wide load.

...Whose there??

..Evil laugh

sleeping giant

u look delicious.

last but not least expected,Best Pic of the Post
wats up buddy.

Good Friday Update

2009-04-10T11:23:00.003+05:30

they say a picture is worth a thousands words,so i will be posting pics worth a short story :)

Gudi padva Update

2009-03-27T10:15:00.008+05:30

my tommy loves to enact wat we do,like gardening...plucking flowers,etc...he just wants to do wat we r doing...like today on gudipadva...my dad was hanging mango leaves...this fellow wants his share so started whining loudly...after giving him share...look wats the result...
i also found out tommy(dogs) has a very good sixth sense....he starts to bark,when my dad returns from work,but he is still 100mtrs from house,its impossible to see a person after sunset who is still 25mtrs away from ones vision(jaggu scratches his head,thinking abt this)..

he knows,wat goes where,i mean,when we buy fish from fisherman,normally we go from front door,and if we change track and go behind house from front side,he knows,its his booty...and he begins to bark,scream,as if ant or froggy has bit his bum...LOL...

coming to froggy part
he is very excited as well as petrified of frogs,bcoz oneday,while pooping,a frog buried in the sand,bit his bum,and he start howling,crying,all types of orchestra sounds one can hear...wat not...

tommy is very extrovert person,he likes to see as many people around our house(my family and friends,neighbours and their friends,..).. so tat he can relax and enjoy his reality daily soap...

if no one is there around,tommy does a pretty good vanishing act..so we have to launch a Man..err i mean..Dog Hunt to find him...u might of heard tat "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.".. he can make it true to last "T" ... magicians can learn from him...he vanishes in a jiffy,like poof.He's gone.

battle of upmanship
one must witness...daily fight between tommy and his friend crow for little leftovers..LOL..

tommy is so adamant,he will not to share his food...after eating,he can barely walk after lunch and crows for revenge..wont and never let him sleep peacefully in afternoon..

Here is the Photographic proof for evidence,My Honour!!

Although dogs are creatures of habit,they still crave attention and exercise(both physical and mental),just like women like to wooed by men . If you don’t provide it for them, they can get bored and start to entertain themselves [sometimes to others also]– often by doing things you don’t like.

When dogs are bored,they may:
They Dig HUGE pits(Bigger,better than PWD work).
Can Chew hardest substance known to mankind.
Run away(no,not eloping)but sightseeing tour of city(they will back in evening..)
Nuisance part for humans,they Bark,whine,just try to get your attention.
funniest part they Harass the neighborhood cat,annoy you, “lose” the ball under the couch repeatedly, lick/chew themselves,etc.

Last but not least,here is Updated List of Jaggu's Household articles:

Trouble in paradise!!

2009-03-13T11:47:00.006+05:30

Like all "serious" relationships,ours(jaggu's and tommy's) is going thru the same boring routine phase where monotony sets in,one person nags,whines,barks other,complains abt neighbours...here also no different.

nowadays in addition to unpredictable boring stk mkt,i have to handle the very unpredictable irractic tommys moods.i being on the job,trial and lots of errors as a dog training trainee(no prizes for guessing,who is professor,teaching jaggu his lessons)(had jaggu gone to school,he wud not have to face this day,listen kids,better go to school learn now,be good to all and be gentle and (s)caring to others)

tommy does all pretty tricks in his doggybook not to follow me and have his treats,without being consumed by guilt factor.

by the way,in order to compensate for loss of words(i mean text here!!)..i am posting some more( extra,FREE!! FREE!!) snaps of tommy...

Valentines day update

2009-02-19T09:34:00.024+05:30

for nowadays,whenever i take tommy for a walk,he reminds me of dog(seriously),he walks with his cute little tongue out(panting furiously..as if hes janam janam se pyaasa..i remember facial expression of guru dutt in pyaasa!!!)..LOLL...

tommy's like to have chicken noodles very much...tommy can give any chinese or japanese a complex,by eating noodles without mandatory chopstick,fork or spoon..
(jaggu eats noodles with fork..shame,shame jaagu..use your hands...)

his fav dishes are:
chicken chow chow,bow bow soup(got confused???..its milk with animal multi-vitamin feed supplements,remember,he was very weak when he came,with bruised fur coats,Dr.uncle Rx-ed it )

tommy always have wonderful noon siesta during hot coastal afternoon...

his fav pastime is barking at docile cows,they donot mind him till get their quota of food...when they finish the food they leave as usual,..leaving poor tommy barking at the wall...

he has only 2 enemies in his life one is cow and crow(incidentally both and ends with same letter,wah wah,jaggu,u have become better poet than gulzar uncle!!!)

he will never let both of them anywhere near his brkfast-lunch-dinner plate...he will guard as if there is kohinoor diamond in it...

On valentine day,being a saturday this year,was no different than other saturdays,with only difference was there was no electricity,we had no other work to do,since,power cuts are blessing in disguise for most indian,so that they mend their not so routine chores...

tommy and jaggu played all day long,since jaggu and tommy were jobless(like George bush now,without his presidency) tat day,..tommy can fetch anything,provided it smells very bad...(no no,not socks is available here)..so its his bruised play ball,grasshoppers and ants..and other species from insect kingdom..

tommy loves to eat garbage and all kinds of edible and non edible rubbish...(bolte hain na...kutte ko sone[golden] ka bed dedo to,phir bhi,woh toh gobar main hi soye ga...like tat...he doesnt like fresh home made food.. instead..he likes to eat rotten fish and the like...being dogs are basically scavengers by nature [unke genes main hai bhai,kuch nahi kar sakte],taking food bits where they can find them,one can expect the same,since he is no different from his ancestors(wolves!!...arre bhai,not(bullish or bearish)wave ones..but from animal kingdom).

attack of clones:
one day,tommy came running from outside..i saw something was wrong with him...on close evidence gathering..i saw wild seeds from bush nearby on all over his body...and was asking me to take them away..by sleeping down.... i felt to laugh seeing the stupidity...

now he does go same place every mrng...for his quota of rotten fish heads....yes fish heads...tats wat motivates him to go there...

dogs love to eat rocks.my tommy is no different from other playmates(na na,not hugh hefner ones) ;),may be he eats rock due to mineral deficiency,since price of gold and silver are touching all time highs.. :(
so now,tommy is our homely vacuum cleaner, grabbing and swallowing anything and everything off the ground,good boy tommy,but next mrng,jaggu has to take all tat garbage tommy swallowed,yucks,man,grow up tommy dear..

since dogs and puppies use body language to communicate,i felt necessary to know wat he wants???..so i again googled the net to find out articles on pups and dogs..found some thing useful towards the end..

else i have to talk with tommy like Kamal Hassan and Rati Agnihotri did in Ek duje ke liye...

jaggu sings
ham bane tum bane ek duje ke liye
us ko qasam lage, jo bichhad ke ik pal bhi jiye

tommy says:
"I don't know what you say"

jaggu:
tum ho buddhu jaan lo
"you are handsome" maan lo
sab baaton ko chhod ke, aankhon ko pahachaan lo
aankhon ne aankhon se vaade yahi kiye
us ko qasam lage..

tommy:
"I don't know what you say"
"I don't know what you say"
" but I want to dance and play "
" but I want to dance and play "
"I want to play the game of love "
" I want you in the name of love "

jaggu:
"Hey! Come here "

tommy:
"Not here there up in the sky "
"Come with me I want to fly "
"Don't stop let the whole world know "
" Come fast "
"Don't be slow "
"Life is fire love is snow "

jaggu:
ishq par zor nahin ghaalib ne kaha hai isi liye
us ko qasam lage ...

tommy:
"I don't know what you say "

jaggu:
"We are made for each other "samajhe....

lyrics coutesy:
lyricsmasti.com

after going all thru literature on the net i came to following conclusions and assumptions:

so i learnt the following with special inputs [from uma :)]
barking = bullish
growling = bearish
whining = extremely bearish
tail wagging = extermly bullish
face lick = extremely bullish
jaggu pant bite = extremely bearish
vaccum cleaning(licking the floor)= get ready to go long.
making doodie(poop) = go short on entire mkt
yawning = flat closing
grinning = short covering bounce likely
under the table or sofa = mkt crash likely ahead.
yapping = mkt rally ahead

...more will be added as when stupid jaggu discovers them.

Month End Diary continues

2009-02-11T19:23:00.010+05:30

well,having a pup at home..is quite a responsibility (also they require lot of love and care),which comes with a guaranteed love and commitment of 12 years .....which is very scarce in this ghor kalyug.....which one cant expect from married alliance partner....

coming to topic:
They (dogs and puppies) are ultimate weapons of mass destruction (they r not discovered in Iraq,Iran or Afghanistan by USofA )(jaggu says experience karo jaano....uffffff..i surrender,my tommy dear)...

if one wants to torture or take the revenge (not ala-Rajnikant style) from their enemy..simply, they have to gift them a puppy...relax and enjoy fun...since puppy destructs every thing with ease...

well tommy is quite used to us now...nowadays he doesnt come to bite after seeing us(like we r his jalebis on a platter)...which he used to do alot before...

now he is sober and docile like gentleman...he loves being pampered with his brush just like young woman wud dream abt and aspire....

and he loves to walk ..till his young paws permits..then...tissshhhh...he will sit somewhere on the middle of the road and refuse to move....then i have to carry him home...LOL...

(below is photographic evidence which even pak cant deny!!!)

more updates on the way...

Diary Continues....

2009-02-03T19:44:00.005+05:30

well now its been a month with our family...
tommy is quite happy with us and doesnt want us to leave even if he's been kidnapped.

well i m now quite familiar with him,...some of his strength and weakness are

tommy goes after anyone who is wearing lungi(Mr.P.Chids,..Beware of Tommy dear) and nighty!!(meant indian nightrobe)..he just wants to pull them till he is bored..LOLL...

so my mom and dad have to go with stick in hands so tat he is mislead and doesnt come nearby...tommy is very fond of my mom than dad..

whenever,wherever he see my mom,he will be there in Quickest of time possible...
may be he will beat FBI & MI6 oneday in preventing and tracking a crime...
kudos tommy dear...jaggu dada has great expectations from u...

tommy begins his day with 'cup' of tea..yes,he wants bed tea in mrng at 7'o clk
(Info not meant for public at large:jaggu wakes at 8'o clk,shame on u jaggu)....

after around 10-11 he has mrng snack (bread or bun[pav in mumbai slang])...
(since he is very health conscious)...

then at 12-1 noon...he has lunch with rice and boiled egg as permament menu(he wants no leniency here!!)

then 3-4 pm,...he loves to munch maggi and chicken rolls..

then 9pm..its dinner time...he has only boiled eggs and rice as staple diet with lots of water thrown in..(sorry folks..Tommy is pure non-alcholic person)

after dinner,goes to sleep on his ultra comfortable bed till next mrng...

(Info not meant for public at large).....way to his heart:
tommy loves to eat all hard-sweet items(like fresh jalebi)(he doesnt like laddoos,he is hard core jalebi lover...my dad calls him "Jalebi"...LOL) and soft salty items like egg bulls eye with a sprinkle of salt on top,since he doesnt spicy items...(chilli-based items are avoid).

Story so far.....

2009-01-31T09:32:00.000+05:30

Day One:
It was Saturday evening on jan 10,a tiny mass of bundle of fur and skeleton..bole toh..size zero figure(size negative bhi bol sakte hain)... arrived at our house...yes..tat was first impression and love at first sight...

my dad gave rice and milk...since ancestors say..one must always feed a hungry person,even if he is enemy, comes to your house...but here,is friendly stranger in our house,

from tat night,he stayed on in our house..(pssh...No Name was given to my Unexpected house friendly guest of honour).

Day two,
I thought he wud have left house,since he was long distant traveller.
Morning i noticed it was weak to walk,had ticks and fleas..and shivering with bruises all over the body..may be his mama,dint loved him...

Out of despair:
to get rid of fleas,i googled the net...and voila found...giving a warm water bath is good for pups..since for fleas and ticks,its the best and cheapest remedy,as they say,when disaster strikes,unimaginable happens...our guest is shivering with cold and fever...

did not eat anything...like every cloud has silver lining..success was bound to happen..my pup was rid of itching and ticks...

Day three(More disaster to come on day three)
our guest is shivering with cold,and fever..he didn't eat anything for 2 consecutive days..

and all two days...it slept..i felt in my heart...i was the main accused of his condition..if it goes (*),i wud have only One option...tats to pack the body in plastic bag and dump it in municipal box...

day four...
mrng to evening..slept...(i cud see its still breathing...like a flickering candle in the wind)

evening i was having my daily maggi noodles...as usual...i had added extra water to it for me to drink later..after having my fill...my mom saw..i had the maggi soup leftover..and said me to give to him...out of remorse look...i said ok..and gave him in the bowl....and VOILA...the pup is back on his feet...playing,biting each and every plant...saying...hes back!!!

evening..he had rice and milk for dinner...

day five,
my mom is very fond of Tommy name,dont know y,but i was for jimmy(remember mithunda's number,jimmy jimmy,aaja aaja)..but as always mom is winner..from tat day onwards..we call him Tommy!!!

lessons learnt from 5 days...

NEVER EVER bathe(i mean dip for 10 mins) a puppy for 2 consecutive days...no matter how big u r brain is and genius u r...

No Good Deed goes Unpunished and,remorse/guilt will catch up to u sooner than later....

never be smart in front of the puppy,it always thinks u r bloody stupid and idiot(combined)...